Playing Possum? … This afternoon Gabby (the ferocious Yorkie hunter) began whining in a dog-sort-of-way to go outside. As usual, I ignored her. Then she became very insistent. After looking out the windows to be sure there was nothing for her to chase – like wild turkeys, deer, pheasants, raccoons, possums, the neighbors …I gave the “all clear” and opened the front door – to immediately see her dodge under the bench on the porch and pull out a (live) possum! Nate and Kirk would have found this to be very entertaining, but I was horrified and started yelling in my gruffest man-voice ..”No! Gabby – NO – Stop – Gabby – leave – No! – GET – NO- GO – NO – Stop” and after a few possum tosses in the air and a couple good shakes, Gabby walked away with possum fur hanging from her mouth and a very smug, proud look in her eye. I picked Gabby up – because I didn’t want her going back for more “fun” – and gingerly walked around the lifeless possum and into the house. With Gabby safe inside, I did what any normal- red blooded blogger would do — I grabbed my camera and headed outside to take a couple photos of Gabby’s heroic feat. It was ugly. Possums are ugly. I left the possum where it lay for Kirk to deal with later and locked Gabby in the house. —Fast forward 1 hour— Scene: Kirk walking in the door, me looking out the window to see the possum gone. “Hey Kirk, thanks for getting rid of the possum!” Kirk: “I didn’t do anything with it – didn’t see it”. Uh Oh. Did someone let Gabby out and she took it and buried it somewhere with her bone stash?
Or…
Yeah, same possum…walking around in the yard, making the dog go nuts.