I dropped my old razor in the shower the other day, which caused it’s demise….after shaving only one leg! Finishing with just the top (blade) portion, without the handle was a challenge, but I managed, vowing to buy a new one on the way home from work. (Since shaving everyday is something I’ve done since high school)
I stopped at “the Walmarts” (can someone explain why some people call it that?) after work to purchase a new razor. Having been about 7 years or so since I’ve bought a new razor, I was shocked to see all the choices!
I picked up one that seemed to be a pretty color, not really paying attention to the packaging. Imagine my surprise this morning as I began to open the packaging in my “didn’t get enough sleep” stupor to see that my new razor came with a AAA battery!
The crazy thing has a vibrator in it!
Here’s what the manufacturer says about it: “Gently exfoliates to instantly reveal more radiant skin. Soothing vibrations shave you close …gently seeps away dull, dry skin.”
All I have to say is, “WHATEVER”. I just wanted a razor…with 3 blades, not 5. I don’t need a stink’n vibrating razor to shave with!
Notice the battery is still in the package?
What on earth is this world coming to?
